Breakfast Haver- Bio: Not waving but clowningīest Recent Tweet: Time to get on cyber Monday and order my annual pair of pants Enjoy them now, before all of our time becomes devoted to a desperate, unending quest for basic survival, and things like Twitter, reading and laughter become barely remembered legends of a possibly mythological past. From comedians to comedy writers to more comedians to, I don’t know, journalists or bloggers, or whatever?, these were the funniest, most memorable, and just all-around best Twitter accounts of 2016. We’re here to talk about the people who still make the time-devouring soul parasite occasionally worth visiting-the people who, beyond all logic and sense, are able to use this gushing hate spigot to actually entertain and inspire us. We’re not here to talk about Twitter as a thing you type into on your phone, though.
Is Twitter still popular enough to unwittingly bring about the end of civilization? Seems like the microblogging biz has taken quite a hit over the last year or so, what with Facebook assuming the clear lead in election-impacting fake news propagation, the non-stop harassment campaigns against women and minorities on Twitter, and those harassers getting angered by the permanent banning of one or two of the thousands of racist asshole trolls who intentionally try to get banned from things like Twitter so they can expand their brand by whining about censorship and intolerance against conservatives.
